Extra Big Ass Intelligence

(extrabigassintelligence.com)

102 points | by 34679 3 hours ago

13 comments

  • Jordan-117 1 hour ago
    Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
    • locknitpicker 1 hour ago
      Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
    • lolakutty 58 minutes ago
      Remember when your parents scolded you and told you later that it was for your own good, and you couldn't make sense of it, and thought your parents hated you and did not care for you, and want you gone?

      > sought out expert guidance to set things right.

      In the movie the expert that "Camacho" selected was also agreeable to the viewers. What if it was not?

      Then your sentence would be true, and yet, you won't be happy..

      • InsideOutSanta 8 minutes ago
        I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
        • cgio 6 minutes ago
          Even NATO calls him daddy…
      • mixologic 18 minutes ago
        The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
      • rexpop 18 minutes ago
        Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
  • torginus 1 hour ago
    While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
  • bobcatsmith 8 minutes ago
    This website brings back memories
  • samayashar 15 minutes ago
    WHAT IS THIS
    • mrtksn 4 minutes ago
      It appears to be the high-testosterone upgrade to the beta(as in beta male) Super Intelligence.
  • walrus01 1 hour ago
    OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

    You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

    BaAs - Balls as a service.

  • linguae 27 minutes ago
    Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
    • viccis 26 minutes ago
      If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
  • seydor 50 minutes ago
    Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
  • flipping_beacon 54 minutes ago
    Art
  • altmanaltman 1 hour ago
    I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
    • mixologic 17 minutes ago
      A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
  • electroglyph 1 hour ago
    Welcome to Costco, I love you.
  • pestatije 1 hour ago
    if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
  • marsven_422 36 minutes ago
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  • anoncow 1 hour ago
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